Ex-NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani has taken up a side hustle as a Cameo star producing videos for eager fans — even when meaning reciting nursery rhymes.
“Hello Tim. That is Rudy Giuliani — there is totally nothing incorrect — Your uncle Jack has something he wants me to say to you,” Giuliani says, while sporting a lime green golfing shirt.
The previous federal prosecutor, two-term mayor, presidential candidate and top aide to President Trump then launches right into a wood rendition of ‘I’m a Little Teapot.”
“I’m slightly teapot short and stout. Here’s my handle. Here’s my spout. Once I get all steamed up, hear my shout, tip me over and pour me out,” Giuliani says.
“I’m a really special teapot. Yet it’s true,” he continues, while standing in a minor league baseball stadium in Manchester, NH. “Here an example of what I can do. I can turn my handle right into a spout. Tip me over and pour me out.”
Giuliani charges $325 a pop for personalized videos, while a live video call will set you back $975. Giuliani is barely the newest former Trump hand to make extra bank on the platform.
The ex-mayor also offered opinions on other subjects, incuding, somewhat surprisingly, matrimony.
“I’ve had type of a mixed history with marriage,” the thrice-married pol acknowledged. “Nevertheless it’s not for lack of trying, and I still haven’t given up on the institution. I’m still romantic, and I still consider in it and I still consider that sometimes you get it right and sometime you don’t.”
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