He’s a grower — and he’s bored with showing it.
A Latest York native with “the world’s largest penis” has spilled the tea on among the struggles he has faced having a titanic tallywacker — which he claims continues to be growing. He dropped the bombshell within the upcoming Channel 4 documentary “My Massive C – – k,” by which “massive” men describe the struggles of being sexcessively endowed, Jam Press reported.
“Since my testicles are also extremely large, I’m cognizant of distinguished bulges,” revealed Brooklyn native Jonah Falcon, 52, whose willy measures a whopping 13.5 inches when erect — greater than double the US average of 6 inches.
This “battle of the bulge” has, amongst other things, forced Falcon to forgo wearing tight pants. “I are inclined to wear baggy or pleated pants to go ‘incognito,’ ” the phallically gifted man lamented of his massive member, which also measures a whopping 8 inches wide.
Falcon said he first realized he wasn’t like the opposite boys when he was in elementary school, explaining: “I used to be already over 4 inches flaccid once I was 10, so I had already caught the eye of other boys in boarding school.”
“Being greater than twice as big when flaccid as an adult (just over 8 inches soft, more in highly regarded weather) gets reactions from guys,” he added.
Indeed it has been a schlong road for Falcon, who claims he “was recently stopped by the LAX airport security for an enormous unexplained bulge in my pants caught by a scanner.”
“They frisked me and confirmed I used to be ‘all natural,’ ” the well-endowed fellow explained. “That is a standard occurrence with electric scanning devices though.”
Unfortunately, just like the Blob of science-fiction movies, Falcon’s massive manhood is seemingly getting even greater, which has paradoxically presented him with problems within the boudoir. “For some reason, it’s gotten thicker to the purpose I can’t receive oral sex on account of the girth, and intercourse requires a really slow entry,” he said. “As a trade-off, it’s harder to get absolutely fully erect — though that’s a function of age, I believe.”
When Falcon does achieve liftoff, he often gets “lightheaded” — although he believes the symptom isn’t related to the scale of his penis. In summation, Falcon’s penile predicament proves that greater isn’t at all times higher within the sack.
Despite his struggles, the California resident refuses to get a penis reduction, presumably due to his johnson’s celebrity status. Falcon previously claimed he has bedded porn stars, actors and even Oscar winners — although he’s never specified who.
“It wasn’t Meryl Streep — I’ll just leave it at that,” quipped Falcon, boasting “it’s an actual compliment when porn actors and actresses say I’m greater than all the partners they’ve had.”
On the flip side, the embattled man is worried that folks only like him due to his big penis, adding that he’s fed up with gawkers asking him to free the willy. “I’m sick and bored with having people wanting me to measure it in front of them,” Falcon fumed in a 2021 appearance on ITV’s “This Morning.” “I’ve done it 10,000 times — enough already!”
Falcon isn’t the just one with plus-sized problems. In one other story featured on “My Massive C – – k,” a UK man with a 9.5-inch penis claimed he was rejected from a job because they thought he had an erection during his interview.
