Talk dirty to me.
A latest artificially intelligent bidet responding to verbal commands goals to make a splash in the bathroom market.
Promising a squeaky clean, “hands-free” experience, Kohler’s PureWash E930 is a sentient piece of potty technology that could be vocally activated — via Amazon Alexa or Google Home — to emit a sprinkling of water, air dry your unmentionables, and even activate an ultraviolet-powered self-cleaning mode.
The bowel-blasting breakthrough, spotted at CES 2024, can be equipped with a heated seat, motion activation, and automatic deodorization, together with being “ergonomically” shaped for a comfortable session.
Butt there’s a catch — the slightly steep starting price of $2,149.
Kohler’s latest innovation is, nevertheless, good clean fun for the entire family, because of a secure mode that could be activated for youngsters, based on marketing manager Maria Evraets.
“That enables even the youngest of users to experience an enhanced clean,” Evraets told The Post.
The tush tickler, which could be preset via the Kholer Konnect app, is currently available in white and biscuit and will likely be made available in black by late February.
“A novel challenge with PureWash E930 is that our team was focused on developing a extremely slim profile, which required some creative engineering to suit all the mechanics of a bidet right into a much smaller footprint,” Evraets said.
PureWash E930 can be designed for its bowl to be “routinely misted prior to make use of for more practical rinsing while flushing,” based on the corporate.
The royal flush also includes dual front and rear “wash modes” with adjustable pressure and temperature settings.
There may be also an LED light for nighttime use together with a quiet close feature, to stop seat slamming.
The seat also detaches for swift and “convenient cleansing.”