The king’s sexed-up subjects can suck on his infamous “sausage fingers” for just over $60.
Nevertheless it’s not what you link — err, think.
Ahead of Saturday’s royal ceremony, an e-cigarette company debuted its “coronation collection” of vapes that mirror King Charles III’s chunky claws.
Retailing for $63, the set of 10 from Riot E-Liquid is modeled after “the form and size of the king’s own fingers” — one even bears a signet pinky ring.
The e-cigs can be found in specialty-themed flavors: English Breakfast Tea, Strawberry Jam, Victoria Sponge, Tea & Scone, Sausage Roll, Scotch Egg, Coronation Chicken, Champagne, Prawn Cocktail and English Trifle.
“Prince Philip was a heavy smoker, Prince Harry loved a cigarette, and even the Queen Consort enjoyed lighting up,” Riot Labs CEO Ben Johnson explained in a press release.
“At a vital juncture in our Royal timeline, we desired to commemorate King Charles with this unique 10-piece collection based on the King’s famous digits,” he added.
Since memorabilia for the historic event might be price a fairly penny down the road, smokers will want to puff, puff, pass on using the vapes and treat the set as a collector’s item.
“It’s a little bit of coronation fun, but based on the expert comments, the gathering could make you greater than 10-digits richer in 50 years time,” Johnson said.
The e-cigarettes aren’t the one ode to the 74-year-old king’s meaty mitts.
Royals fans are concocting creative coronation dishes that pay homage to Charles’ formidable feature.
The king’s fingers have been likened to beefy links on account of how swollen they seem in images — and the comparison can have killed his confidence.
In some photos released ahead of his coronation, he placed his hands behind his back, leading to insecurity accusations online.
A physician revealed quite a few possible explanations for why the king’s pointers are puffy ahead of Saturday’s festivities, citing water retention, infections, arthritis, allergic reactions, autoimmune disease and more as potential culprits.
Dactylitis, the medical term for the moniker “sausage fingers,” is most frequently brought on by arthritis, although other health conditions might be the cause.
