An airline was forced to 86 a flight after this gal took a terrible No. 2.
Meghan Reinertsen swears she isn’t a monster. The blond is just a frequent flyer whose sudden bout with uncontrollable diarrhea allegedly caused United Airlines to call off a takeoff in order that Hazmat specialists could clean up her massive blow-up.
“I single-handedly got a flight out of Indianapolis cancelled,” an apologetic Reinertsen announced to over 20 million TikTok viewers. “If that flight cancellation modified the trajectory of your life in a extremely negative way, I’m so sorry.”
“But it surely wasn’t without pain and suffering.”
Reinertsen, a nanny and budding actress, explained that she was traveling from Portugal back to the US for a movie premiere when “a disturbance deep, deep” in her bowels ignited.
“Something is brewing,” she remembered considering. “Something is going on that I’m not prepared to take care of.”
That something was food poisoning.
It was a nasty, not-so-little bug the belle picked up after eating an undercooked hamburger the night before her flight.
Although food poisoning is never fatal, based on the Cleveland Clinic, symptoms of the illness, including vomiting and diarrhea, can feel deadly.
An Etihad Airways passenger needed to be wheeled off the aircraft after eating a “smelly” in-flight meal and throwing up over two dozen times during a six-hour “flight from hell.”
And a recent Delta Airlines flight from Detroit to Amsterdam was forced to make an emergency landing in Recent York, when several passengers exhibited signs of food poisoning from the reportedly “spoiled” grub served while at 30,000 feet.
Luckily for Reinertsen, her rumbling belly didn’t cause the plane to make an unscheduled stop. It did, nevertheless, stop her fellow passengers from using the lavatory.
“I’m full body sweating, I’m crying, my insides are cramping,” she recalls of the moments leading as much as the explosion, adding she feared a public accident would erupt if she didn’t high-tail it to the bathroom — regardless that the seatbelt sign was still illuminated.
“I couldn’t let that occur to me,” said the hapless sweetheart, who then admitted, “for the subsequent 20 minutes, I even have more diarrhea than any human must have of their life.”
Amid her pooping nightmare within the cramped airplane commode, vomit also sprang up, prompting Reinertsen to call a flight attendant for help.
After barfing in a bag provided by the cabin crew member, Reinertsen remained in the rest room, spewing and defecating, during the flight.
The attendant informed her that the subsequent trip the Airbus was scheduled to make had been canceled.
Reinertsen was ultimately wheelchair-escorted off the plane, which was then parked for deep cleansing, and left to fend for herself at baggage claim.
Sadly, her misadventures didn’t end there.
She also suffered from one other round of diarrhea in her hotel bed.
However the shame of soiling the establishment’s sheets apparently didn’t compare to the embarrassment of grounding an airplane.
“They canceled that flight due to me. The Hazmat team [had] to are available and clean it, because [they didn’t] know if I’d brought [a disease] back from Portugal,” Reinertsen groaned.
“I’m a biohazard,” she self-deprecatingly teased. “I’m patient Zero.”
