Let’s talk unruly offspring, folks.
TikTok sensation the Astrology Bro has taken to the platform to reveal his picks for the zodiac’s top problem children, rascals, woeful whippersnappers, and enfant terrible.
Read on to learn more.
The Astrology Bro puts the cardinal fire of Aries at the highest of his list of pint-size bearers of holy terror.
He explains, “They’re so spontaneous and sensitive and impressionable and just so direct.”
Aries of all ages are famous for his or her poor impulse control, and in child form, those effects are amplified.
“After they’re feeling something, they have a tendency not to carry it inside. They air it out. There’s gonna be tantrums, there’s gonna be outbursts…Especially when things aren’t going their way, once they’re told that they’re flawed, or when people don’t see their standpoint. They’ll fly off the handle.”
Taurus takes second place for impudent fledglings. Rulers of the second house of values and possessions, bull babies are akin to Veruca Salt from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” with two speeds: “mine” and “more.”
The Astro Bro explains, “Taurus adolescents are stubborn. They’re fixed. They’re very focused on what they need. They’ve intense desires. They need things. They’re mad at you once they don’t get them.”
Parents of Taurus children are accountable for instilling a healthy value system of their offspring as gone unchecked, Taurus kids can easily grow to be Taurus tyrants as adults.
For evidence I bring you bad bulls Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Lenin, Sadaam Hussein, and Jim ‘drink the Kool-Aid’ Jones.
Sagittarius is the sign of freedom, philosophy, and expansion. When packed right into a tiny person or a hormonal teen, this energy might be exhausting to grapple with and not possible to parent.
Astro Bro elaborates, “When Sagittarius kids and teenagers are having a great time, and so they’re at their best, they’ll light up a room. They’re very warm, but they’re very independent. They’ve very strong ideas about what they need and where they need to go. They don’t respond well to rules or restrictions or limits or curfews. They will try to break them.”
Archers of any age have a posh relationship with rules. The throughline is that they refuse to obey them or consider they apply to them, a conceit that escalates with age.
The Astrology Bro calls it a tie between the fixed water of Scorpio and the mutable waves of Pisces.
He shares, “Especially in the center adolescent years, middle school, and highschool, these signs will likely be so broody. There’s a lot they’re stewing on. With Scorpio, there’s all the time going to be some intensity, and their deep inner nature might be scary for them and their parents.”
Deeply permeable, Pisces adolescents struggle with the saga of coming of age, feeling out who they’re, where they belong and who they’ll trust. Boundaries are a life-long challenge for the people of the fish, and as they grow up, they’re susceptible to test their very own limits and their parents’ patience.
“Until they figure themselves out, they’re uncomfortable, and sometimes that manifests as rebel against the family and against expectations and norms.”
Astrology 101: Your guide to the star
Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports back on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, popular culture, and private experience. To book a reading, visit her website.
Let’s talk unruly offspring, folks.
TikTok sensation the Astrology Bro has taken to the platform to reveal his picks for the zodiac’s top problem children, rascals, woeful whippersnappers, and enfant terrible.
Read on to learn more.
The Astrology Bro puts the cardinal fire of Aries at the highest of his list of pint-size bearers of holy terror.
He explains, “They’re so spontaneous and sensitive and impressionable and just so direct.”
Aries of all ages are famous for his or her poor impulse control, and in child form, those effects are amplified.
“After they’re feeling something, they have a tendency not to carry it inside. They air it out. There’s gonna be tantrums, there’s gonna be outbursts…Especially when things aren’t going their way, once they’re told that they’re flawed, or when people don’t see their standpoint. They’ll fly off the handle.”
Taurus takes second place for impudent fledglings. Rulers of the second house of values and possessions, bull babies are akin to Veruca Salt from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” with two speeds: “mine” and “more.”
The Astro Bro explains, “Taurus adolescents are stubborn. They’re fixed. They’re very focused on what they need. They’ve intense desires. They need things. They’re mad at you once they don’t get them.”
Parents of Taurus children are accountable for instilling a healthy value system of their offspring as gone unchecked, Taurus kids can easily grow to be Taurus tyrants as adults.
For evidence I bring you bad bulls Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Lenin, Sadaam Hussein, and Jim ‘drink the Kool-Aid’ Jones.
Sagittarius is the sign of freedom, philosophy, and expansion. When packed right into a tiny person or a hormonal teen, this energy might be exhausting to grapple with and not possible to parent.
Astro Bro elaborates, “When Sagittarius kids and teenagers are having a great time, and so they’re at their best, they’ll light up a room. They’re very warm, but they’re very independent. They’ve very strong ideas about what they need and where they need to go. They don’t respond well to rules or restrictions or limits or curfews. They will try to break them.”
Archers of any age have a posh relationship with rules. The throughline is that they refuse to obey them or consider they apply to them, a conceit that escalates with age.
The Astrology Bro calls it a tie between the fixed water of Scorpio and the mutable waves of Pisces.
He shares, “Especially in the center adolescent years, middle school, and highschool, these signs will likely be so broody. There’s a lot they’re stewing on. With Scorpio, there’s all the time going to be some intensity, and their deep inner nature might be scary for them and their parents.”
Deeply permeable, Pisces adolescents struggle with the saga of coming of age, feeling out who they’re, where they belong and who they’ll trust. Boundaries are a life-long challenge for the people of the fish, and as they grow up, they’re susceptible to test their very own limits and their parents’ patience.
“Until they figure themselves out, they’re uncomfortable, and sometimes that manifests as rebel against the family and against expectations and norms.”
Astrology 101: Your guide to the star
Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports back on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, popular culture, and private experience. To book a reading, visit her website.
