Rob Schneider looked to “cancel” cancel culture together with his illustrious stand-up comedy special “Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America,” a hilarious tackle the present events of contemporary America that debuted on Fox Nation earlier this week.
The actor and comedian proved he hasn’t lost his luster, keeping the audience in stitches by wisecracking on every part from today’s culture wars, COVID-19 mask mandates and his own vasectomy to creating a movie with Donald Trump.
Schneider told “Fox & Friends” on Monday that the key to modern comedy comes from appealing to the demand for somebody who isn’t afraid to thrust back against censorship or “go against the grain.”
Listed below are some can’t-miss moments from the actor-comedian’s latest endeavor, exclusively available on Fox Nation:
Rob Schneider On Meeting Trump
Schneider said he voted for Trump – a number of times – in 2016.
“It was in California, and I used to be writing on my kitchen counter – I had the ballot because, you recognize, in California, they mail you want 100 of them,” he joked. “I used to be just filling them out. Not all of them. I’m not an a—hole, but you recognize three or 4… five at essentially the most.”
Beyond voicing his support for the previous president, he shared that not only had he starred within the film “Home Alone 2: Lost in Latest York” with him, but he also had stories to inform about judging the Miss USA pageant in 2008 and appearing on “The Tonight Show” with Jay Leno.
He brushed shoulders with Trump each times and, throughout the latter instance, was called out by Leno for telling a funny joke concerning the former president backstage.
“The difference between me and Donald Trump is, once I got began, my dad didn’t give me $40 million,” he jested. The moment prompted Trump to call him a liar – on a couple of occasion.
Rob Schneider Describes Californians Moving To Florida
The California comedian obviously has a love-hate relationship with The Golden State. He takes a crack on the exodus from blue states like California and Latest York, telling the audience of Floridians that they’re bringing their unique lifestyles – rife with yoga pant and, in fact, vegan diets – with them.
“You place up with a lot. You’re so kind. You have got people on daily basis, just running over your border, just flooding into Florida,” he said of the huge blue state exoduses driving people to The Sunshine State.
“If you need to f—k them [Californians] up, give them a bit of cheese,” he joked, implying they’re all – at the very least in large numbers – dairy free.
Rob Schneider Explaining What A Woman Is
In Schneider’s mind, everybody knows the reply that some claim only biologists can provide.
“A lady is someone who gets mad at you for what you probably did three f—king years ago… a biological fact.”
Making a series of jokes that subtly take aim on the culture war battle fought over what constitutes a lady, he answered the query “What’s a lady?” in his own way, joking that they “use their tires as curb feelers” and wake men up at two within the morning to kill spiders because they’re too afraid to do it themselves.
Rob Schneider: COVID Is A ‘Selective’ Virus
Schneider poked fun on the protocols in place throughout the height of the pandemic in 2020 and 2021, remarking how insane it was to maintain people from places like salons and gymnasiums while opening them as much as restaurants and grocery stores.
Even crazier? Standing up at a restaurant meant you possibly can contract the virus, but, as Schneider quipped, “the virus will fly right over your f—king head.”
“We’re very lucky. It’s a selective virus,” he joked. “You wanna go to the gym? Dead. Haircut? Dead. Nails done? Dead. Church? DEAD. You wanna go to Goal or Walmart? Come on in. The virus knows you wish some s—t.”
Rob Schneider Laughs At His Wife
Schneider even poked fun at his life at home throughout the special, telling a story a couple of time his wife was stung by a scorpion in addition to giving a really candid description of what it’s wish to live at his place – within the Arizona desert.
“It’s 120 f—king degrees,” he said. “[And there] are f—king coyotes that eat your f—king pets.”
He joked that, after moving to Arizona a scorpion dared to sting his wife during their first week in the brand new house, but she wasn’t the one who was upset concerning the ordeal.
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