USA! USA!
Joey Chestnut defeated Takeru Kobayashi of their Labor Day, hot dog eating showdown.
It wasn’t close. Final rating, 83-66.
Even the ASPCA won’t put that many dogs down in 10 minutes.
The 83 franks wasn’t the one record set over the vacation weekend.
Angel Reese set a recent WNBA rebound record. The 418 remains to be well wanting J. Lo’s 528 rebounds.

The Nats visit the Fish.
Miami’s Max Meyer is 0-2 in his past three starts, allowing 10 runs (and 9 walks) over 15 innings.
Patrick Corbin is 4-12 but has won two in a row, giving up one run over 12 innings.
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This one was over before you would say “ketchup or mustard?”
Willy Adames hit a three-run homer within the opening frame off Andre Pallante and the Brewers went on to deck the Cards, 9-3.
The tater sent me outside to scrub the grill.
Returned in time to observe Jackson Chourio’s grand salami.
Down -363 shishkabobs.