“Stitch. You’re just like the stock market. Up and down. Perhaps President [Donald] Trump should put a tariff on you for just a few days and then you definately come roaring back.”
— Jimmy Heimbuch
Thanks, Jimmy. Overall, the Stitch-daq has returned robust earnings so far.
The Nationals play the Marlins, and I haven’t been this excited since Andrew Cuomo entered the Latest York City mayoral race.
The Nats’ Trevor Williams has made two starts and hasn’t lost but allowed six runs over 10 innings.
Williams went 6-1, ERA 2.03 last yr.
The Fish counter with Sandy Alcantara.
He missed all of last season with a “right forearm flexor strain” and has given up 4 runs over 9 ²/₃ this yr.
We are going to play $50 on Williams and the pesky Nats.

The one advantage of Friday’s Yankees game is that I wasn’t there.
Giants vs. Yankees odds, prediction:
Apparently Marcus Stroman has never seen rain before. Gave up five runs within the opening frame.
Giants 9, Yanks 1. Up +159 sparkylyles.
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The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, each day, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished within the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last yr.