Your job could possibly be … “just Beach.”
Those that have seen the “Barbie” movie — or no less than the memes online — are aware of what Ken’s professed occupation is.
Here’s your probability to follow his lead.
Coco Collection has opened up a job listing allowing one applicant to live like Ken, played by Ryan Gosling, who within the Greta Gerwig film declares that his job is just not surfer and even lifeguard — it’s “just Beach.”
The role is for Coco Bodu Hithi resort within the Maldives, and the lucky worker will probably be flown out and tackle the job of “Beach” for 10 days “with a partner or Allan of their selecting.”
They will even get the advantages of a “full board meal plan,” return flights, no actual responsibilities and one massage each since toiling as “Beach” for 10 days “is tiring work.”
While the job seems pretty straightforward, there are still some requirements to prove you’re Kenough for the first-of-its-kind role.
Along with simply wanting to pursue their passion of the beach, applicants must also meet the next criteria:
- Ability to face proudly within the sand
- Empty their head of all thoughts
- Hold and lean on a surfboard
- Have their rollerblades with them in any respect times (though good luck using them on the sandy beaches of the island…)
- Be comfortable performing a moody solo musical number and/or group dance sequence
- Know the words to “Push” by Matchbox Twenty by heart
- Proficient at guitar
- Have no less than two pairs of sunglasses in any respect times
- Spend limitless hours staring out over the Indian Ocean
- Keep track of the morning waves
- Have 60 years experience as “Beach” (preferred but not essential)
Applicants should note that identical to the actual world, this job doesn’t have all of it it excludes:
- Browsing dangerous waves because, as Ken has said, “shredding waves is way more dangerous than people realize”
- Any of the kind of spirituality that comes with browsing
- Horses, or the patriarchy — but Kens aren’t interested anyway since “horses are only men extenders”
- Any real world stress or actual work
- Lifeguard responsibilities
- Medical training
- Beach-offs (strictly on account of health & safety reasons)
The lucky applicant who gets hired for the role will even get a slew of advantages, including their very own Dream Beach House or a Mojo Dojo Casa House — their selection.
They’ll also get a “guaranteed” tan and “perfect hair at Beach’s discretion,” though no official uniform but access to a whole wardrobe of accessories, unlimited time for socializing and excellent weather, on a regular basis.
Prospective applicants must submit 150 words explaining why they might be so good at “Beach.” They have to be over the age of 18 and be a registered resident of the UK — though no prior experience is required.
Applications are currently open and can close on Aug. 31 at 12 p.m. BST (6 a.m. EST).
